Why are you so very delicious?
Love, the girl who has eaten 6 of you in the last 10 minutes
Why are you so ass-backwards? Why are you trying to PADDLE high school students when they don't follow the dress code??? (See here)
Love, a southern girl who's a Yankee at heart
Please stop rolling on your back all cute and then biting me when I pet you.
Love, your mommy
Dear Kate Gosslin,
You can't dance. Go home and be a mom.
Love, a better dancer than you.
Please STOP GETTING INTO MY SUNROOM. I HAVE TO DO LAUNDRY.
Love, the entomophobic inside