Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Just a Few Letters...

Dear Cappuccino machine,
Please try and steam the milk, not scald my hand.
Love, the cute burnt waitress

Dear new (and mildly incompetent) server,
Please try and pay attention to what I am telling you - I am not talking just to hear myself talk.
Love, your exasperated trainer

Dear bank teller,
It is not my fault that the restaurant paid me in ones for the last two shifts. You have a bill-counting machine. DEAL WITH IT.
Love, the harried-looking waitress in the wrinkled Ralph Lauren shirt

Dear glorious weather,
Please continue as usual.
Love, the girl stuck inside doing test prep

1 comment:

Britt said...

Owch for the burn. I've always thought one dollar bills were so cute. We have loonies round these parts :)