Dear Cappuccino machine,
Please try and steam the milk, not scald my hand.
Love, the cute burnt waitress
Dear new (and mildly incompetent) server,
Please try and pay attention to what I am telling you - I am not talking just to hear myself talk.
Love, your exasperated trainer
Dear bank teller,
It is not my fault that the restaurant paid me in ones for the last two shifts. You have a bill-counting machine. DEAL WITH IT.
Love, the harried-looking waitress in the wrinkled Ralph Lauren shirt
Dear glorious weather,
Please continue as usual.
Love, the girl stuck inside doing test prep
1 comment:
Owch for the burn. I've always thought one dollar bills were so cute. We have loonies round these parts :)
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